That ain't right....

I'm gonna be a "Soccer Mom"

My 11 yr old is already saying that he doesn't want to play now. He insisted on me paying for it 2 weeks ago.... So....He's gonna have to give it a $55 try.

Do you lose this ability with age?

*The word "wear" should be in there.....

I only notice these things until AFTER I scan & post them.....

Too late now.

What is going on?

What goes good with a PB&J?

Typical.....

This is not how I raised you, cat!

Time for t-ball practice.

My 6 yr old is always stuck to me like glue. I'll take in all the love while I can. In a few years he'll be like my middle schooler and refuse to kiss or hug me good bye when I drop him off at school (even though I know he really wants me to).

I am losing my miiiiiind!

My cats are plotting....

How will you get you food if I'm not around?

Think about that cats. Just think about that.

No! I don't wanna buy your hand lotion!

Are these people only at my mall? And seriously...didn't he just see that his pal was just asking me "a question" when I was passing by the other side of his booth...? No...I don't want to buy your hand lotion Mall Hand Lotion Kiosk Guy.

Go Meat!

Apparently I hate Hillshire Farm's commercials.

I'm gonna be a Ninja Warrior

You may have to see the show to understand....

(P.S. - I love Ninja Warrior.)

Stop it! Don't look at me!!!

...And her mother bought her the ball.... Really?

Browsing Netflix

Suspenders with Flair

My friend's new chair.

I really don't like your new chair.

Napping? ... No, I don't think so.

All I wanted to do was take a 20 minute nap...

But it seems I'm the only one who can make the important decisions.

(And apparently my daughter has no arms in Stick-World...)

Your car is all fixed!

I can't even begin to explain to you how true this story is....

Try Harder Little Ren MacCormack

Bumbling Fool

I'm sooo over myself!

Truffle Shuffle

Fat Cats

It's really one cat more than the others.

The Special K Challenge

The Sarcasm Gene

Geraldo Mustache

Insomnia

Lips & Eyes

Knitting? Nope!

Nose Warmer

Did I mention that I'm in a crocheting group?

Swarmed

It's ok. I'll survive.

Wii Fit...in a Snuggie!

Don't act like you don't do it, too.

Hands Free?

Nothing Wrong With That

I cleaned the bathroom y'all!

Please call ahead for wait times....